clap last
coming in dead last in a swim race, i.e you finish so much later than everyone else, it’s embarr-ssing. the people who are clapping are just glad you managed to finish so the meet can continue. while they clap for you, you must drag your -ss out of the water (if you can) or someone else will haul you out. this typically occurs during the 500 free.
yo dawg i ate a bagel w/creamcheese i can feel the lactic acid building in my muscles, i’m totally coming in clap last
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