clap lottery
sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an std due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of s-xual partners) but you’re drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.
example:
– “bagged jade last night”
– “you played the clap lottery with that one i can tell you!”
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