Clap test
the process of, after having a few drinks, hugging a plump girl who you are trying to hook up with and stealthily attempting to clap your hands. if you can clap your hands, you’re good to go. if a girl fails the clap test, run.
jesse: “i’m gonna gonna go for it!”
joe: “did you do the clap test?”
jesse: “nope, but i’m gonna go for it anyway.”
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