Clappal Tunnel Syndrom
mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.
princ-p-l: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) “before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers”…..
wife: ” honey, your not clapping!?”
husband: “my hands are worn out and i’m going to need them so that i can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from clappal tunnel syndrom”
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