clapping daddy’s
the act of sneaking up on a male friend and reaching down and clapping their t-st-cl-s, thus clapping their daddy’s. usually the daddy clapper is heteros-xual. most adolescents are known to use this as a hazing ritual. most common in the usa.
person 1: yo, did you hear that mike clapped joe’s daddy’s on the church retreat?
person 2: yeah man! he’s got a nasty testicular torsion that’ll last a month!
person 1: clapping daddy’s are so fun!
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