clapturbate
when you swing your p-n-s up and down so it goes between your legs. when it goes between your legs it will reach between your -ss cheeks and your -ss cheeks will clench on your p-n-s and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to -j-c-l-t–n. right before your p-n-s gets clenched between your -ss cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. this works best with sh-t stains in your -ss cheeks, they work as a lubricant.
when ever i clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an std.
making air humping motions to flap your p-n-s up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your -ss crack. when it goes between your -ss crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. this causes your p-n-s to rub on the inside of the -ss crack and part of the taint eventually making you -j-c-l-t-. the noise you get right when the d-ck hits between the -ss crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.
i clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but i recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.
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