clard


a liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. clard. – it sounds like it looks. ryhmes with hard. clot crust
the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
he had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again
a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back
randy: steve is that a clard on your face?
steve: why yes it is
a cl-toral hard-on.
thinking about t.i. makes me so clard

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