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Clare Maloney

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  from the part in the princess bride where vizzini is telling the man in black why he’s going to lose their battle of wits and then dies. 1- never get involved in a land war in asia 2- never go against a sicilian when death is on the line “there are two cl-ssic blunders the […]

• Rodney

  someone who has a unusally large p-n-s and as reffered to as a “pussaholic” from all the p-ssy he gets. d-mn, did you see rodney at the party? hes a f-ckin playa. rodney is another word for erection. i had a rodney while driving to work the other day. 1) huge c-ck 2)erection stuart has […]

• Worcester

  (n) second-largest city in m-ssachusetts. not much to see from the highway, but the city actually has some beautiful old neighborhoods, affordable housing, good schools, and a comparatively low crime rate. it is also a no-frills industrial wasteland, very lovecraftian in parts. famed for its diners, punk scene and att-tude. n-body here wants to hear […]

• clingy douche

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• Crack a Glow Stick

  after a man -j-c-l-t-s into his partner’s b-ttocks or v-g-n-, his partner then holds it inside retaining the warmth. then at later period of time, the person whom received the -j-c-l-t- does a quick split type motion of their legs, reigniting the heat from the -j-c-l-t- inside. “its cold out here, im going to crack […]

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