Clark Kent Dat Ho
after a failed attempt of “superman a ho” that could lead in a slap, or worse, you scoop up the failed -j-c-l-t- to slick back your hair à la clark kent, mild mannered reporter. this should provide decent enough cover to vamoose in your clever guise.
that ho got irate after i tried to superman her, she was steaming out of both ears! there was only one way out; clark kent dat ho! so i slicked back my hair, grabbed my clothes then it was make like tom and cruise.
the opposite of “superman”-ing a ho. when she declines your s-xual advances, you respectfully comply with her wishes and
a) go to sleep, b) crank one out or c) try to find another ho.
guy 1: son, what happened with you and that chick you left with the other night?
guy 2: awww, man. she was down to go back to my place, but she wasn’t trying to do nothin’.
guy 1: so what did you do?
guy2: i mean, i was mad, but i’m not an -sshole, so i just had to clark kent dat ho.
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