clarkophobia


ah innate, almost genetic fear of getting both of one’s wrists broken and teeth kicked in. once one has such phobia, those around them seem to show similar symptoms. (symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea and mostly death) r.i.p to those who acquire clarkophobia.
i have clarkophobia… sh-t

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