clarnia
a walk-in closet strictly dedicated to illegal substances resulting in lengthy conversations. also this walk-in closet requires christmas lights, herb, loud music, trippy posters, lots and lots of pillows (anything soft and/or comfy will suffice). the people of clarnia are designated the t-tle “clarnation” members.
similar to the famous book the lion, the witch, and the wardobe by c.s. lewis, the children discover a portal to a mysterious world called narnia, we too have found this portal to a magical land. a closet-narnia…. clarnia.
i was sooo messed up last night, i never made it out of clarnia!
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