Clash of the Titans
a threesome with two fat chicks in which the man lays in bed awaiting s-x and a battle ensues between the two fat chicks to see who gets his p-n-s first.
bob: hey joe! how was that threesome last night?
joe: it never happened bob. the two girls battled to the death in a clash of the t-tans.
a man hasn’t come in 72 hours, he gets hand from a women/man who has a cold, as he is about to c-m he uses a feather or such item like that to make the man/women sneeze and if timing is right, the big c-m shot and the big sneeze should clash in the air. hence clash of the t-tans
zach has a cold and is give sam hand, zach sneezes when sam c-ms and both the c-m and mucus collide in mid air. they would then have completed clash of the t-tans.
when two men derive s-xual pleasure by rubbing or smacking their p-n-ses against each other.
bob told chris not to f-ck him in the -ss, so he turned bob around and went clash of the t-tans.
when having s-x with a female doggy style the man pulls out and has the female p–p at that precise moment, the p–p and c-m meet in mid air having a clash of the t-tans
dude i heard adam pulled a clash of the t-tans with his girlfriend the other night and it took hours to clean up the after math.
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