class boner


when the p-n-s decides to erect itself and making it impossible to hide, resulting in the male adjusting to his elastic waste band. although this tactic works sometimes the cl-ss b-n-r counters this maneuver by making it obvious to the entire cl-ss what you’re doing.
girl: “hat are you doing”
boy: “just getting my phone out.”
girl: “lift your shirt up then”
boy: “no….why o.o”
-girl lifts shirt up-
girl: “look everyone, he has a tiny cl-ss b-n-r”

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