class stache
a moustache that looks so good, a h-m-phobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a cl-ss stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough cl-ss to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a cl-ss stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
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