Classic Blunders
from the part in the princess bride where vizzini is telling the man in black why he’s going to lose their battle of wits and then dies.
1- never get involved in a land war in asia
2- never go against a sicilian when death is on the line
“there are two cl-ssic blunders the first is never get involved in a land war in asia, and the second is never go against a sicilian when death is on the line!!! ahahahaha–” death.
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