Classic Morritt
a person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to sh-t sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.
michael morritt “farting at lunchtime….flatulunch”……(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)….cl-ssic morritt
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