Classic Roger
a “cl-ssic roger” is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person’s mouth. can be very disturbing when done correctly.
the term comes from a sketch from bo burnham’s stand up comedy, ‘what’, referring to a pedophile frog named roger, since the person preforming the cl-ssic roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person’s mouth (like a pedophile).
not to be confused with french kissing. the difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, cl-ssic rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
-jude cl-ssic rogers his girlfriend lucy, who is a few years younger than him-
lucy: jude! what the h-ll was that??
jude: cl-ssic roger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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