classic schmosby
it refers to the character ted mosby in how i met your mother. at the end of ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “i think i’m falling in love with you.” this was a habit ted couldn’t break. so every time someone said “i love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “cl-ssic schmosby.” and sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. it’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so godd-mn cute.
kid 1: you see that brunette? i pulled a cl-ssic schmosby on her last night…
kid 2: dude, wtf? leave that for the movies
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