Claudianity
a religion created by cauia. the bible is: claudianity – the new christianity…only better :p
the five commandments include:
a liar is a fraud in the eyes of claud
always make time to applaud claud
claud is lord
if you’re bored…worship claud
if claud is ignored…um, yeah…
to believe in claudianity you are a claudian. claudians are close friends with chibists and lemon squeezists.
i’ve converted to claudianity!
i’m a claudian!
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