Claw Hands
the sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after s-xual intercourse.
julie- “i can’t open this bottle of juice, i have claw hands!”
when a male person of native american descent is born without muscles in his right hand. the hand becoming useless to grab items.
gewald tried to shoot his pistol at the shooting range, but his gross clawhand did not allow him to hold the gun in his hand.
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