Clay Boy
clay boy: streak of p-ss, ill-nourished, noisome, combats-clad benefits reliant crustie and “got a point-two-bag?” junkie scrounger. matey’s dwelling: lean-to / caravan / cowshed in field near struggling clay-mining sh-tsplat satellites of st austell. can be reliably spotted in town thursdays when the incapben goes out, though a goodly number lack the wit to claim f-ckall. especially jsa – a laughable concept in these inbred windswept toilets anyway. so they’ll happily admit they’re junkies to get the cripple cash.
fond of dog: stringed/banned/crippled/pestiferous, matters not and likewise inversely enamoured of manipulative alcoholic sub-menopausal fat cow (kids – oh yes) who maintains necessary facilities in the local pikey estate (see bugle).
sean: hm king clay boy i in a plywood wagon. how many “busts” must you stage before your equally f-ckwitted dealer works out you had the lot wasted during one of your 30-valium benders? dealer however tolerates such 3-bears because alternative is to deal with your sort on a daily basis. which no amount of narcotic can alleviate, so you are almost worth the occasional 3-bears flapdoodle. “but i always bury it near the cowshed.” right you are.
a h-m-s-xual man, typically of asian orientation. clay gayboy batty ness won kin han
mate, you are such a clayboy!
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