Clay Pot
a s-xual act when a man has s-x with someone, then takes a dump on their partners (the receiving one) chest. then the man takes his p-n-s and pokes a hole in the cr-p. this is all done before he c-ms, thus he proceeds to jack off into the now made, ‘clay pot’ and empty his s-m-n into the hole he made.
“dude, have you given your girlfriend a clay pot yet?” -“no dude, thats freaking gross!”
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