Claydon
the act in which a goalkeeper in football fails to save an easy shot or even worse causes the goal himself.
person 1: did you see the goal last night?
person 2: no, was it good?
person 1: not at all, it was a total claydon.
(v) past tense of clay (to -j-c-l-t-). hence, have -j-c-l-t-d on.
last night, the best thing happened, i was claydon
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