claytoning
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(verb) To be anally penetrated, often used in a humorous or crude context.
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(noun) A person who has been anally penetrated.
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“He got claytoned at the party last night and couldn’t sit straight all day.”
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“She’s known as a claytoned among her friends after that wild weekend.”
- “He avoided going into that building for being claytoned in the clayton by those jacked gay guys”
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