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• clean the pipes

  1. to clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating. 2. to be jerked off hey brad, sally’s talent is to clean the pipe. i found out last night. that’s sick bro! to jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren’t thinking about s-x all […]

• Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

  when you almost get caught jacking off. billy: my sister almost walked in on me masturbating. fred: guess you could call that “a close encounter of the sperm kind”. billy: d-mn it fred.

• Coffee Pong

  beer pong with coffee in the cup instead of beer. yo i’m bored and tired let’s play coffee pong. it makes sense because doug is old and wouldn’t make it through the day without it.

• Cookie-cutter-lesbian

  cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and att-tude towards women. for some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most p-ssy. a reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. they also walk with their p-ssys 5 ft out in front of them. their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso. […]

• core dump

  to take a m-ssive sh-t after being constipated a few days i took a dulcolax a few hours ago and just now i did a core dump into the toilet. man did that feel good! taking a cr-p under normal circ-mstances. contrast kernel panic and jettison stage one. “uh, dude, nmi.” “what?” “core dump.” (1) […]

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