Clean and Press Cumshot
the act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. when she puts her pants on sh-ll have your gift of c-m all over her leg.
“oh honey, did you clean and press c-mshot in my pants? that’s so sweet now i can take a part of you to work with me.”
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- Cleavaginal Area
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