Clean My Cucumber
clean my cuc-mber either means:
to m-st-rb-t-.
to clean your cuc-mber you’ve purchased or grown.
usually, when one says “clean my cuc-mber” it’s slang for beating off.
man, i haven’t cleaned my cuc-mber in a week!
nah dude, i can’t go to the party, i really got to clean my cuc-mber.
hot d-mn! i’d clean my cuc-mber to that fine lady!
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