clean the pipes
1. to clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.
2. to be jerked off
hey brad, sally’s talent is to clean the pipe. i found out last night. that’s sick bro!
to jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren’t thinking about s-x all the time.
make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won’t have the baby batter in the brain anymore.
masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward s-xual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
i should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
for sure! you don’t want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
urination by a man following an act of masturbation or s-x. presumably any s-m-n left in the tip of the p-n-s will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.
after i busted on mary’s face, i went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before i kicked her to curb.
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