clean the slate
when consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
person 1: holy sh-t dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.
person 2: dude, you have no idea. i had four m-ssive rounds of the sh-ts last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. i can’t think of a better way to clean the slate.
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