Clean Up Chip
when eating chips with any dip, it’s the chip used to clean up left over dip on your fingers and then eating it. normally caused from trying to dip a small chip in too far and getting some on your fingers.
guy1: d-mn i got some of this cheese dip on my fingers.
guy2: here bro take this clean up chip and eat it with the dip on your fingers.
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