Cleaning the church
slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. generally -ssociated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.
mary: “where’s janice?, i haven’t heard from her all day and her husband has been out of town for a few days.”
delores: “oh, she’s probably cleaning the church since she hasn’t made love for a few days”
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