Cleaning your room
when you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. you then begin to dry hump your bed. soon you take your pants off and begin to violently m-st-rb-t-. you get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you j-zz everywhere.
example of cleaning your room:
jill: so why haven’t you been answering my calls?
brian: ive been cleaning my room.
jill: i hope you used the vacuum
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