clear the custard
of a male, to m-st-rb-t- the custard-cannon until -j-c-l-t–n . chiefly british/australian usage. see -j-c-l-t–n and masturbation-male for synonyms.
(it’s hard to use this in a sentence)
dude….i never get a girl so all i do is clear the custard.
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