ClearBlue Uneasy


the anxiety a man feels when he is waiting for the results of a store-bought pregnancy test his girlfriend or female s-xual partner just took. being clearblue uneasy implies 1) that pregnancy is greatly feared and not at all desired, and that 2) the man is fairly sure he wants no permanent ties to said woman.
after missing her period, my lady friend took a pregnancy test last night. i was clearblue uneasy for three whole minutes until thankfully, the results were negative. lesson learned. i will now tone down the number and frequency of my casual s-xual encounters for fear of accidental reproduction.

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