cleatus
a cl-ssic slack jawed yokel type moron.
sheriff rosco p.coltraine(dukes)
a rare, but very dangerous s-xually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.
justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.
a stanky m-th-f-cka who doesn’t know sh-t from a doorkn-b. loves to get high and be r-t-rded. also known as a n-gg-r. or a dumbf-ck.
cleatus = raymond c 🙂
a deputy sheriff on the 1980’s television hit, the dukes of hazzard
deputy cletus arrested the duke boys.
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