Cleavage Rule
the universal math constant where every frequent female facebook, mysp-ce, ect… user has at least one outstanding picture of their respective cleavage. cases which include more than one include: the sl-t in your 3rd period gym cl-ss, the beach photos from spring break, and of course the ever loved low cut shirts.
note: often along with said cleavage photo, an alb-m with possibly more photos of similar exposure may be found that most likely contain side b–b, under b–b, and/or camel toe in addition.
guy 1: hey dude remember that girl i got with at the party last night?
guy 2: yeah man you’re so lucky you got to see those jugs, i wish i was as fortunate as you.
guy 1: not so fast, buddy!
guy 2: gah, what?
guy 1: she requested me on facebook. i think you should take a look at photo number 523.
guy 2: omg, it’s almost like i was there with you.
guy 1: yes, man. thank g-d for the cleavage rule.
-high fives-
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