cleave

a person who sits in his room and only watches two shows. they are from different tv networks and usually are cartoons.
jake: wow, that guy is watching daria and the angry beavers!
kaitlin: he is such a cleäve!
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v. when a female steals something from you, then puts it in her shirt between her br–sts, or cleavage.
claire cleaved the $20 bill she stole from me at lunch
n. abbr. abbreviated form of “cleavage.” often used to distinguish between “good cleave” (in which br–sts look full and natural-but better) and “bad cleave” (either aberrations of nature or when br–sts look too natural. examples include br–sts so pushed together that they spill out of the top, or so loosely held together that the underside of the breast- or b–b flap- is visible)
“hey, nice cleave- you must be wearing that new fancy bra”

“that girl has a nice face but bad cleave. you’ve got to take better care of those things.”
stick a caramel drenched churro into a woman’s v-g-n-. remove the churro and insert a man’s p-n-s into the now caramel-filled v-g-n-. dip the churro back into the caramel sauce and insert it into the woman’s -n-s. continue f-cking both of the woman’s holes until both parties climax. the man then pulls out his caramelised dual-c-m covered c-ck and the woman licks it clean.
j: “what are claire and steve doing in the back room?”
p: “she grabbed the caramel sauce, so they must be cleaving”
j: “oh man i love it when my woman gives me the cleave”
short for cleavage.
the guy said he took a headshot of that girl, but d-mn, he mostly got cleave!
to p-ss out because of a major rack or cleavage.
dude, i saw that chick’s cleavage and i cleaved.
the vertical length of a woman’s v-g-n-l opening.
i could fit my entire head inside of mandy’s enormous cleave.
another term for a woman’s breast.
look at her cleaves.