Cleave Machine


a machine commenly used to pick up women, slags and prost-tutes
can not be controlled after gaining momentum
runs purely on the v-g-n-s of young women, useualy inoccent young women
“oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the cleave machine gave her a bouque”

“ladys you better watch out… the cleave machines coming to get you”

“are you a robot? no! im a cleave machine baby!!!”

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