Cleaveland Catapult
this is preformed by a male having -n-l s-x with his partner doggy-style. the male removes his p-n-s from the -n-s trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the p-n-s. next he pulls the p-n-s back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (caution: eye shots can cause pink eye.)
jake steed: last night was awesome i cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes
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