Cleaver The Beaver
1. to penetrate a virgin’s v-g-n-.
2. to have s-x with an uptight girl.
1. “i can’t believe it i got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22.” “wow!”
2. “last night i had s-x with her she was so cleaver, i had to write an essay so that i could cleaver the beaver with her.”
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