Cleetonism


a relegion that was formed in the late 1900’s by cleeton thou homie. it is based on the belief the world was created by a 44. revolver that floated around in empty sp-ce amd fired, creating the universe. five bullets fell from the chamber, one created the water, another the land, the third created animals, the fouth created diseases and the fifth made the plants and gr-ss. the empty sh-ll fell and made the humans and stars. a member of the cleetonism group is known as a cleetonist.
i do not believe in cleetonism.

Read Also:

  • full of BS

    full of bullsh-t, completely nonsense you are full of bs.

  • lincoln-douglas

    a style of debate centered on a value, a value criterion, and a set of contentions. commonly shortened to ld. affirmative: …please cross-refer to my case, and then you will clearly see how my opponents value falls, and in turn his whole case. negative: i would first like to point out that….

  • Luzdelia

    an amazing creation of beauty. with the spicy latina att-tude, she breaks necks like it’s cool. a successful future, brains and beauty compliment each other. loyal, intelligent, faithful, funny, she’s the total package. your girlfriend has a ways to go until she gets on luzdelia status. to have high, legit standards. great personality, bright future, […]

  • spook'd

    being scared by a huge stereotypical slave n-gg-r; to scare someone by randomly placing a huge stereotypical slave n-gg-r somewhere to startle them, i.e. their closet, bathtub, etc. andrew opened his closet to get out a shirt, but instead got spook’d.

  • chill boxskin brah

    getting a bl-w j-b while playing x-box “some b-tch gave me the best chill boxskin brah”


Disclaimer: Cleetonism definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.