cleetus
another word for red neck or hick. derived from the popular tv series the simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country b-mpkin who is below average intelligence. can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
put your top back on you look like a right cleet.
look at that cleetus’ van, like something straight out of dukes of hazzard.
slang term for brittney spears’ husband, kevin federline.
“i heard brittney was divorcing cleetus!”
a human like creature with no known gender. can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading “free rhugs”
“cleetus hunnngrrry”
“cleetus is dissapoint”
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