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• Forgetting

  used to replace f-cking in a sentance, just like in the cee lo green song “forget you”, replacing the version “f-ck you”, and in the snl skit. q: did you hear tomorrow everyone is ditching work. a: no way! you gotta be forgetting kidding me.

• Dan Panno

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• Fourtune Cookie

  a dum-ss n-gg- or hoe that pulls line out of there -ss just to make u happy hoping youll belive them when a man come up to you and says “girl youve been in my dreams howd you make it in my world” or “youll life will b better with me” so you say d-mn […]

• freezer

  a prude, someone who “freezes” all the action or won’t put out, someone who abnormally reluctant to engage in s-xual activity “man, i dumped that b-tch therisa after a week. she was a f-cking freezer!” the act of rubbing cocaine on the gums in your mouth to numb them. pauly never actually tried c-ke before, […]

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