cleg nut
matted tried t-rd that gets caught in your -rs- hair, very small and hard to shift
f-ck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut
marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the -rs- p-b-s
of certain old men. very rarely found on women…
oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
dude! weak! there’s a clegnut in my coco!
excreted feses stuck to -n-s p-b-s.
or
poo stuck to -ss hairs.
basically its a lump of t-rd stuck to your -ss p-b-s.
alex has lots of clegnut.
unwiped excrement hanging from -n-l pubic hair
see above
the leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons -n-s hair.
jills -rs- was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.
when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.
tara hadnt wiped her b-m properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.
a lump of poo that has dried to an -n-l p-b- as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a t-rd. often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal
”dude, i found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like h-ll!”
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