clench

when one squeezes their -ss cheeks together.
person 1: why does your -ss look so toned?
person 2: im clenching my cheeks together.
clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no s-xual feelings towards. all three partic-p-nts leave their clothes on and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of “shots” by lmf– while chanting “clench clench clench”. continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. usually done when completely wasted. often accompanied by feelings of “wtf” the next day upon reaching sobriety.
guy: did you get any last night?
guy 2: yeah, dude, i clenched these two hot roommates last night. they had -ss for dayzzz.

guy: d-mn. sounds wild
a place-holder for the words relating to killing and death. used in families with strict verbal restrictions.
(verb meaning kill, killed, etc.) did you hear the news? cartman clenched kenny!
(verb meaning death, died, etc.) have you ever wonder why kenny clenches all the time?
clench means fit or s-xy, possibly perfect in every way.
boy 1: whoa! that girl was clench.
boy 2: na, sophie is clench, she is just perfect!
adj. – when you have little time to do something; close; difficult.

not to be confused with what you do to with your -ss cheeks to prevent p–p from involuntarily exiting.
“we have to be there in 5 minutes, it’s gonna be pretty clench.”

“i have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now.”

“the exam had so much on it i barely finished. it was pretty clench.”
see safe person1+2: “clench!”