Clench Robot
the awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. the walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. usually takes place once you’ve reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.
“i was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once i found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. i nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall.”
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