clerk-flex
when a low-level office clerk tries to exert ‘muscle’ by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.
when an office admin -ssistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. this can be refered to, as clerk-flex.
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