Cleveland Compost Heap
the act of f-cking a girl on her period then f-cking her in the -ss with your bl–dy d-ck. then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. then you sleep together without taking a shower…chest to chest.
i gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.
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