Cleveland Ohio
a city with a c-ck-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like hathaway brown (go blazers!), laurel, st. ed’s, maybe school across from wendy’s (look up st. ig’s, they suck d-cks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the most poorest people (they can’t even afford sh-t), and very flammable water sources. but at least we’re better than hollenbeck or detroit (especially detoit cause they’ll all go to h-ll). i’m a clevelander and really proud of it.
clevelander (from cleveland ohio):hey
detroit person: hey
d-p: this place sucks
c-er: wtf dude?
d-p: i mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. that 23 tall n-$#@% left.
c-er: do know what racism is?
d-p: whuh?
c-er: do you know what an education is?
d-p: whuh?
c-er: never mind, oaf.
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