cleverati
a select group of people who unnecessarily use ornate vocabulary during everyday conversation. they discuss obscure political movements and break out the thesaurus for movie reviews.
-not to be confused with latte liberals, as they don’t actually exist.
only a true cleverati would use the word “superfluous” when discussing their favorite sandwich.
people who use social media to primarily show off their cleverness. a combination of clever and digerati.
for example, someone who writes pithy, erudite, or “educational” posts and comments on facebook; or devastating one liners on twitter; or “insightful” social commentary on tumblr; or posts ironic photos on instagram; writes wry definitions on urban dictionary; etc. etc. etc.
chad is such a cleverati; he only posts things to make himself sound smart.
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